104% Yield? Here's What They're Not Telling You...


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Hey everyone!

At the 2022 Berkshire Annual Meeting, Warren Buffett said: “Wall Street goes where the money is, and you can sell almost anything if you stick a famous name on it.”

Man, was he right. And today, I want to show you a perfect example of this - YieldMax ETFs. They’re slapping famous names like Tesla and NVIDIA on what I call “buckets of yuck,” and sadly, people are buying them up.

I just finished reading the third edition of Marc Lichtenfeld’s “Get Rich with Dividends” (great book, by the way), and it got me thinking about return of capital and yield traps.

Quick Basics Before We Dive In:

•Return ON capital = actual profits 🤑

•Return OF capital = just getting your own money back 🫤

👇 Check this out. TSLY, which sounds like Tesla exposure, is actually:

•91.2% Treasury bonds (yep, really)

•13.0% Options bought

•2.4% Cash

•-6.6% Options sold

They’re charging you a 1.01% fee to basically hold Treasury bonds and do some options magic. And we see in the last annual report that on 10/31/23, 59% of their funds had negative total returns, which INCLUDES dividends reinvested!👇

Oh, and they sell merch! Nothing screams “legit investment,” like $42.80 branded pajama pants, right? 🤦‍♂️

👇 Check this out - in the prospectus, they flat-out tell you:

•You DON’T own Tesla

•You get limited upside if Tesla goes up

•You eat ALL the losses if Tesla drops

•Fund shareholders are NOT entitled to any Tesla dividends

👇 Look at these distribution numbers:

•Regular income: $8.7 million

•Return of capital: $93.4 MILLION

That’s 91.5% of your “distributions” being YOUR OWN MONEY! But hey, they’re advertising a 104.07% distribution rate!

The Real Impact On A $20 investment:

•Got back $7.93 in “distributions”

•But $7.26 was your own money

•Shares worth $11.09 now

•Total return: -7.26%

The Brutal Truth: No Free Lunch

Remember what your parents told you (at least mine did): there's no such thing as a free lunch.

Wall Street knows this, but they also know that:

•People chase high yields

•Famous names attract money

•Complex products can hide simple truths

Want to see all this yourself? Check out:

YieldMax.Com

YieldMax ETFs Prospectus

YieldMax 2023 Annual Report

The Bottom Line

Wall Street will always find new ways to sell you complex products with famous names attached. But remember - there’s no free lunch in investing. When someone promises you astronomical yields:

•Read the docs

•Understand what you own

•Look for where your money’s really going

•Be skeptical about investment firms selling merchandise

Keep it simple:

•Quality dividend growth stocks

•Low-cost ETFs

•Treasury bonds (actually paying decent yields now)

•Anything that doesn’t need to sell branded pajamas

As Buffett tells us, Wall Street will stick famous names on anything to make a sale. Please don’t fall for it. Do your homework, understand what you own, and remember - if someone promises you a free lunch, you’re probably the one paying for it.

Keep Compounding,

~Russ

P.S. Seriously though, who buys investment firm pajama pants? 🤔

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And now, here is this week's portfolio activity...


Dividends Received This Week ~$26.55

  • Visa (V) | $26.55

Dividends Received Year to Date~

$6,484.24


Stocks Sold (AVERAGE)

  • 513.06 Schwab Value Advantage Money Fund (​SWVXX​) | $1.00

Stocks Bought (AVERAGE)

  • 4 VICI Properties (VICI) | $31.68
  • 2 Schwab US Dividend ETF (SCHD) | $29.20
  • 3 Realty Income (O) | $56.16

Notable Ex-Dividends This Week + SSD Score

  • 12/9 FedEx (FDX), 1.97% | 64S
  • 12/9 Union Pacific (UNP), 2.29% | 88VS
  • 12/9 Alphabet (GOOGL), 0.46% | 80S
  • 12/13 Canadian Natural (CNQ), 5.14% | 70S
  • 12/13 T. Rowe Price (TROW), 4.01% | 80S
  • 12/13 Public Storage (PSA), 3.59% | 96VS
  • 12/13 Walmart (WMT), 0.87% | 90VS
  • 12/13 Ares Capital (ARCC), 8.64% | 59BS
  • 12/13 Crown Castle (CCI), 6.15% | 50BS

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