Millionaire Status: Gone. Sleep: Unaffected.


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Opinion

March was rough. Our net worth dropped $53,000 in one month and we officially lost millionaire status.

But when you zoom out, a 5% drop that matches a 5% market selloff isn't a disaster. The market went down, we went down with it, and now everything is on sale. I'm not panicking. I'm shopping.

A down market is actually a gift if you've got time on your side. You're buying the same companies at a lower price, and when the market recovers — and it always has, over every 20-year period in history — those cheaper shares become rocket fuel. Nobody knows if that recovery takes 10 days, 10 months, or 10 years. But we keep buying either way.

Let me know if your portfolio dropped last month and what you're doing about it. I know some of you are using your portfolios for income, so I'm curious to hear about it!


What I'm Reading

Bogumil Baranowski has one of the most awesome observations for generating long-term generational wealth... Forgotten Money! He writes about it in the substack post, amongst other topics I think you'll enjoy. [Link to article]


Video I'm Watching

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The OG Dividend YouTuber Ian Lopuch is talking about the falling dividend stocks he's buying and one of them now has a 7% starting yield!


Podcast I'm Listening To

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Apr 3 · We Study Billionaires -...
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The WSB podcast went deep on a dividend growth stock that I recently started accumulating... Kinsale Capital (KNSL). Check it out if you want more color on this great company that's much cheaper than before.


Disclaimer: This is not investment advice. Do your own research before making any investment decisions.

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And now, here is this week's portfolio activity...


Dividends Received This Week ~$553.75

  • Ares Capital (ARCC) | $301.44
  • Vanguard Total Stock Market Fund (VTI) | $53.91
  • Amplify Intl. Dividend Income ETF (IDVO) | $9.49
  • Schwab U.S. Dividend ETF (SCHD) | $158.25
  • Schwab International Dividend ETF (SCHY) | $30.66

Dividends Received 2026 (Schwab Only)~

$1,381.17


Stocks Sold (AVERAGE)

  • 5 Vanguard Total Stock Market Fund (VTI) | $320.21 / We sold these shares in the ROTH to start the position in Microsoft.

Stocks Bought (AVERAGE)

  • 22 Ares Capital (ARCC) | $17.45 / I'm adding dribs and drabs of Ares when it falls below its last reported NAV (Net Asset Value) of $19.94.
  • 4 Microsoft (MSFT) | $365.44
  • 6 Amplify Intl. Dividend Income ETF (IDVO) | $39.76
  • 9 Schwab U.S. Dividend ETF (SCHD) | $30.49

💰 GOING EX-DIVIDEND THIS WEEK 💰

  • 4/6 JPMorgan Chase (JPM), 2.04% | 70S
  • 4/6 Roeper Technologies (ROP), 1.02% | 98VS
  • 4/7 McCormick & Company (MKC), 3.93% | 60BS
  • 4/8 Main Street Capital (MAIN), 5.93% | 62S
  • 4/9 Intuit (INTU), 1.14% | 98VS
  • 4/9 Accenture (ACN), 3.24% | 92VS
  • 4/9 Salesforce (CRM), 0.94% | 80S
  • 4/9 Mastercard (MA), 0.71% | 99VS
  • 4/10 General Mills (GIS), 6.52% | 80S

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